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[vore_crimes]

Right. In numbered list:

1. Why the hell am I missing a week?

2. Boys' six, I'm moving out. Moved, I guess. Which means you're no longer off the menu.

3. On that note:

I'm hungry. Who wants to volunteer to be dinner?

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[all_except_one]

Be dinner?

*he tastes like happiness*

[vore_crimes]

Yeah. Dinner. You wanna?

[I loev the taste of happiness!]

[all_except_one]

What sort of dinner?

[vore_crimes]

The kind where I eat.

[all_except_one]

People?

[vore_crimes]

Yeah. People.

[all_except_one]

*taking out sword*

You can try.

[vore_crimes]

Did you miss the part where I was asking for volunteers, dumbshit?

[all_except_one]

No fight?

[vore_crimes]

If you fight me, I'll consider you to be volunteering.

[all_except_one]

You can't beat me.