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[vore_crimes]

Right. In numbered list:

1. Why the hell am I missing a week?

2. Boys' six, I'm moving out. Moved, I guess. Which means you're no longer off the menu.

3. On that note:

I'm hungry. Who wants to volunteer to be dinner?

Comments

[durandork]

Don't you mean... cook dinner?

[vore_crimes]

No.

I mean I'm gonna rend whoever volunteers into shreds of gore and eat them. I'll probably beat my chest in victory after.

[durandork]

...

:: takes a step back ::

[vore_crimes]

You gonna run?

[durandork]

I don't run.

[vore_crimes]

So you're gonna stay?

[durandork]

Not to be your main course.

[vore_crimes]

Fine, fine. I get that -- who'd wanna be eaten, right?

[durandork]

Right. And I'd shoot you if you tried.

[vore_crimes]

Like that's new.

[durandork]

That makes it sound like you don't ask often.

[vore_crimes]

Back home, people just try to kill you, so it makes things pretty simple.

[durandork]

...Oh.

[vore_crimes]

Over here, more shit comes up. It's embarrassing.

[durandork]

This place is pretty out of element for a lot of people.

[vore_crimes]

I know, right? I really fucking wish more people had the goddamn virus.