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[vore_crimes]

Right. In numbered list:

1. Why the hell am I missing a week?

2. Boys' six, I'm moving out. Moved, I guess. Which means you're no longer off the menu.

3. On that note:

I'm hungry. Who wants to volunteer to be dinner?

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[vore_crimes]

What. If they volunteer, you got no complaints, right?

[vore_crimes]

Why the hell not? I refuse to starve, and it's this or goin' after 'em anyway. You think this isn't hard for me?

[vore_crimes]

I feel like I'm being reduced to begging for scraps.

[...note this isn't stopping him eating the people who are volunteering, however!]

[vore_crimes]

I'm as hungry as I was before. The world doesn't seem to make a difference.

[It's kinda gorey.]

[vore_crimes]

Sure, not everyone's in the same boat. Maybe here it isn't eat or get eaten. But all I know is Junkyard law.

[vore_crimes]

Don't feel sorry for me.

[zero_innocence]

Allen!

...does he really eat people?