Two questions!

[electricbrains]

1. Is there anyone out there who could give me the straight low-down about ACROSS? I've seen a lot, but it's not adding up, and I think I'm going to need to know about this sooner rather than later

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[_superdork_]

ACROSS is pretty much what you see is what you get. Compared to most world dominating organisations I've fought against, they're straightforward and okay to deal with.

[electricbrains]

So they really are pretty much what they say they are? And they're serious about the world-domination thing? I know these sound like stupid questions, but it's honestly hard to tell!

[_superdork_]

That's my impression yeah. What have they been telling you they are?

Nah, it's cool. You get so many world-domination types pretending they're all for the renewal of earth's resources and stuff that you've got to read the fine print to realise renewing resources means killing everyone and all of that. Finding someone who's so open about it -- it takes you by surprise, huh.

[electricbrains]

Something like that. First of all, I'm not used to people who just say "we're going to take over the world, so there!", and second... their plans just seem a little farfetched, that's all. I almost wondered if it was some kind of weird performance art or something.

[latrine_orderly]

Well aren't you a brave little toaster? Whatcha gonna ask next, Lord Il Palazzo's cell phone number? YOU CAN'T HAVE IT.

[electricbrains]

A brave little toaster?! Well, yes, you're partially correct! And you might be right about the toasting part, too. I've just never tried.

Anyway, I was just curious, you know! If you have a manifesto or something like that, I'd love to hear it.

[latrine_orderly]

We have a manifesto! We have a whole handbook! AND I LOST THEM BO-er, which is to say, IT'S ALL TOP SECRET SO THERE!

[electricbrains]

Oh. Well, far be it from me to pry... if you don't want to talk about it, that's fine too!

[guitar_hiro]

I wish I could help you, but I don't know anything.

[electricbrains]

That's okay! Really, I was just curious if anyone knew more than I did.

[guitar_hiro]

There's probably someone, like one of the counselors?

[electricbrains]

I guess there must be -- it'd be nice if it were a little more organized around here...

[drink_this]

Why do you need a biological research facility?

[electricbrains]

Er... future reference, possibly upgradable to a very tentative plan?

[drink_this]

You might do better establishing your own~

[electricbrains]

... What, out in the woods? And without a proper lab-supply catalog or anything?

[master_of_mon]

Why are you interested in ACROSS?

[electricbrains]

I'm just curious, really! I hear all about them, and then there are things like the analog robot, but nobody ever tells me anything...

[master_of_mon]

*Well, at least this gives Light a chance to PROVE HIS TOTAL DEDICATION TO ACROSS. Eventually.*

You'd be better off talking to Excel or Lord Il Palazzo directly.

[electricbrains]

You're right, I probably would be, but I'm not sure if they're okay with just being asked "hey, what is this all about?", you know?