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latrine_orderly in campfuckudie

IT'S CONQUERIN' TIME

May 05, 2007 22:22

In the developmental progress of mankind, there have been many false technological advents. Just as we now view eight tracks and casette tapes of things of a long-forgotten past, so too our descendants will view ELECTRICITY ITSELF! GO BACK, my children, back to the days when you wound your clock and it ran twenty minutes fast and someone in your ( Read more... )

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as_apple_pie May 6 2007, 06:45:24 UTC

Impressive.

latrine_orderly May 6 2007, 06:48:34 UTC

It shoots twenty kinds of projectiles!

as_apple_pie May 6 2007, 06:49:38 UTC

Like what, Excel? Rubber bands, pens, pencils...?

latrine_orderly May 6 2007, 07:00:36 UTC

Yes, yes, yes; also giant spitwads, popsicle sticks, vipers, kitchen knives, bee bombs, ninja stars, Molotov cocktails, rocks of varying size, negatively-charged ectoplasm, thumb tacks, puppies, tranquilizer darts, poison ivy, snowballs (with rocks in them), piranhas, and (my personal favorite) water balloons filled with camp virii!

as_apple_pie May 6 2007, 07:02:33 UTC

...Filled with--!!

latrine_orderly May 6 2007, 07:03:34 UTC

Who knew that having our base in the underground labs would be so handy?

as_apple_pie May 6 2007, 07:05:03 UTC

Are there antidotes?

latrine_orderly May 6 2007, 07:12:45 UTC

...ANTIDOTES! Of course! I knew we forgot something!

as_apple_pie May 6 2007, 07:14:14 UTC

Do you think you could develop antidotes, Excel?

latrine_orderly May 6 2007, 07:21:41 UTC

ACROSS CAN DO ANYTHING. D'ya think antidotes would help in our conquest? Well, maybe if we copyright them... and the genes they affect... and the genetic material of the patients...

as_apple_pie May 6 2007, 07:24:28 UTC

*WHY YES LIGHT IS DESPERATE FOR ANTIDOTES WHY DO YOU ASK*

Yes, Excel. Just think about it. Not only will ACROSS not be stopped by the likes of camp viruses, but they may be completely eradicated from camp, as well. And who would camp have to thank?

latrine_orderly May 6 2007, 07:44:06 UTC

But the pony virus is kind of fun... Anyway, you can't eradicate viruses! They're nature's way of saying, "WHAT THE HELL, STOP BREEDING ALREADY!" But on the other hand, it's camp, so logic would dictate that all you'd have to do is find the virus that's the exact OPPOSITE of the virus you're tryin' to fight off!

But I dunno, all that sciencey stuff gets kind of boring after awhile. You can only attenuate so many microorganisms before you start wondering what's on TV, an' Excel don't even have a TV. Lab coats are cool, though.

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