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[falling_as_one]

*If you happen to look towards the woods right now, you might happen to see a light moving around though the trees in an area that currently has a whole bunch of zombies. If you get closer, you'll see it's a very shiny teenager flying around in a bondage fun-time wedding dress*

Honey, I know I can usually recognize you, but I can't smell anything over the rotten meat, so please just... just change back to normal so I can tell where you are.

...Xavin?