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[hot4shoes]

This is boring! And it doesn't make any sense. I'm going for a walk.

[...yes, Cher is going for a walk. Meet her about the place!]

Comments

[swingrrr]

Hey, baby! Looking groovy.

[hot4shoes]

Ugh! ...You.

[swingrrr]

That's not a very hip expression, baby! Lighten up!

[hot4shoes]

Whatever! I am not about to take advice from someone who dresses like that.

[swingrrr]

What's wrong with my clothes?

[hot4shoes]

They're a bit... much! I mean, so not that flattering, really. I could see you working something simpler, more sedate. Like a strong statement with black and white with silvery-grey highlights. Maybe something in pinstripe? Like, dignified grown up clothes.

[swingrrr]

I see what you mean, baby! But I would have thought you'd be into colour!

[hot4shoes]

Well, colour's great and all, I'm totally for it, but it looks better on way younger people. I mean, it just makes you look old!

[swingrrr]

I'm not old!

[hot4shoes]

Whatever! Denial is so not cool.

The point is, you wear way too much colour! You should try sticking to one or two colours per outfit. Colour coordination makes you look way younger. And mixing prints is just tacky!

[swingrrr]

But it's a homage to the 60s, baby!

[hot4shoes]

Can't you do a homage that doesn't burn my retinas? I mean, retro chic doesn't mean faithful representation of the time period, you know?

[swingrrr]

But I think it looks groovy like this, baby, yeah!

[hot4shoes]

...Right.

You know, I'm not your baby. My name is Cher. If you absolutely have to speak to me you can call me that.

[swingrrr]

Got it, baby! Oops, sorry, Cher.