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[whitesleeves]

In the interests of research, I entreat you, campers and counselors of Camp Fuck You Die, to impart unto me the following:

1. Your name.
   
2. Your relative usefulness in the event of something very much resembling a localized apocalypse.
   
3. Your strengths and weaknesses, as pertaining to the above.
   
4. On a scale of one to ten, how much psychological help you

Comments

[the_wildcat]

R-r-rukia~

1. Takino Tomo!
2. SUPER USEFUL
3. I can seduce the Antichrist and thus thwart the apocalypse!
4. One!
5. Uh . . .
6. IT'S GAY

[whitesleeves]

T-T-Takino-san!

[whitesleeves]

...seducing the Antichrist?

[the_wildcat]

You're not plannin' on causing an apocalypse, right?

I WILL DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE. Even at the expense of my own body! Okay no I wouldn't actually follow through, I'd get someone to cockblock him at the last minute.

[count_onme]

Ummmm... what's a ya-ow... yay-oh... how do you say it?

[whitesleeves]

HA HA HA, little boy wants to know about yaoi? Well, if you must know--

[onthenightroad]

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE WOMAN BEHIND THE CRAZY

[count_onme]

[blink]

... Adults here are weird.

[beautytokitoh]

tl;dr

[whitesleeves]

Too ugly, didn't pay attention to. If you're going to be useless to me you can skedaddle.

[beautytokitoh]

... H-Hey if you're gonna tell me to fuck off at least use words I can understand!

[whitesleeves]

..."ugly"?

[toiletseat_girl]

. . . hi, stranger.

[whitesleeves]

Ah, George-san. It'd been awhile.

[toiletseat_girl]

Yeah, if you wanna call a couple of months a while. And I probably would. Anyway, where've you been? And do I have to fill out that poll, too?

[whitesleeves]

Time flies! I'd busied myself awhile writing letters and reports that will never get sent out ever, but it's had a positive effect on my zen. And I would appreciate it.

[mean_janine]

1. Janine Kishi
2. I would be completely useless, relative to the local superheroes, ninja, and whatnot.
3. Not applicable.
4. Assuming one is the lowest, one.
5. Richard Feynman: "Physics is like sex: Sure, it may have practical results, but that is not the reason we do it."
6. What is "yaoi"?

[mean_janine]

. . . thank you, computer, for that enlightening choice of quotation.

[whitesleeves]

Kishi-san, then. A pleasure, again. You are an ordinary civilian then? ...interesting quote, by the by.

[mean_janine]

The same, Ms. Kuchiki. Yes, I am. That is one appropriate adjective.