[day in the life: the great outdoors]

[euphiemisms]

[sitting outside the library on a blanket are a large stack of books (two viciously mauled! The horror), a big plate of cookies, a heap of flowers, and one princess who has abandoned political science to make crowns of daisy chains]

Bend down just a little lower, Mr. Zombie. The flowers will go perfectly with the mold on your back.