[Over the front door of one of the cabins, a sign has appeared. It is very bright and very large.]
Welcome to the Loveshack of Gay and Issues AKA U.N.F. (Unrequited Necrophiliac Love Forever) ♥
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Shouldn't there be and l between the n and the f?
[OOC: Cut for giant scrolling text. You have been warned.]