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[itsmydesire]

Afternoon, campers. If you've never met me--I'm your career counselor, and the name's Greed. I know what you're thinking, so I might as well address it right off the bat

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[allyourgenes]

I believe it's to detract others from being so. Hence the non-aesthetically pleasing photos.

[itsmydesire]

Feels like bad PR to me, but I could get behind that. There should only ever be one of me.

[allyourgenes]

You mean to say you're a living symbolism of such?

[itsmydesire]

It's what I am.

[hench_wench]

A couple of those look more like gluttony to me.

[itsmydesire]

If he were here, I'd see about setting them up or something.

[hench_wench]

None of those follow the traditional iconology anyway.

[itsmydesire]

Traditional iconology?

[cock_my_gun]

...man, those are ugly.

[itsmydesire]

There are a few pictures of me too, actually, but a lot of them involve some other guy I've never met.

[cock_my_gun]

That's gotta be weird.

[itsmydesire]

It's not like he's bad-looking, but it raises a few questions, sure.

[astringently]

That's not how I picture greed at all, really...

[itsmydesire]

I'm offended that anyone does.

[astringently]

Google image search doesn't seem to be the most reliable place, anyway.

[itsmydesire]

Good time-killer, though! Ever tried yourself?

[missingdream]

We even have a career counselor?

[itsmydesire]

An underappreciated one!

[missingdream]

But I'm sure you do a very good job!

[itsmydesire]

I would, if it ever actually came up.