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[_icallshotgun_]

ATTENTION CAMP FUCK YOU DIE. I AM MISSING TWO VERY IMPORTANT THINGS.

Has anyone seen my soul or my hair gel?

((Acktbh kidnapping left me kinda discombobulated guys. Permanently retarded for the post. xx; ))

Comments

[yuumama]

How the fuck do you lose your soul, moron.

[_icallshotgun_]

He flew off, okay?! And I can't fucking feel him for some reason! I thought he was right behind me!

[yuumama]

That's just pathetic.

[_icallshotgun_]

HOW IS THIS PATHETIC. THIS IS SOME CRAZY CAMP STUNT THAT HAS BEEN PULLED ON ME.

[anyposition]

... You checked th'trash cans?

[_icallshotgun_]

Wanna rephrase that, Saotome old pal?

[anyposition]

Just sayin', man. Burnable trash Thursday an all that.

[_icallshotgun_]

Who the fuck sorts trash around here?

[blackandwhiteox]

Should I even ask?

[_icallshotgun_]

I'm the one askin' the question, right? Man, I usually keep pretty good track of the hairgel.

[blackandwhiteox]

Maybe it turned into an Easter bunny and hopped away.

[_icallshotgun_]

That'd be a pretty fucking ugly Easter bunny.

[right_hand_of]

I thought souls came pre-attached. Like your face.

[_icallshotgun_]

Yeah, well, I come a little special. Two for one deal.

[right_hand_of]

Did you have to pay extra, or was that part of the detailing?

[_icallshotgun_]

Guess you could call it a bonus along the way! Small, fat, blue, flyin' around by its ears?

[as_apple_pie]

.......Which is more important to you?

[_icallshotgun_]

I dunno, my head is pretty fucking itchy right now.

[as_apple_pie]

...Itchy?

...Maybe shampoo instead of hair gel...?

[_icallshotgun_]

I'm used to it up! Whoa, when'd you get back?