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[doctor_badass]

Since it went so well last time, I'm following through with my plan to continue the monthly Kurosaki Family Barbecues! The rules are the same as last time: if you're considered part of the family, you're allowed to attend. If you're invited by someone who's part of the family, you're allowed to attend. If you were at the previous barbecue or want

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[paradigmlost]

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[doctor_badass]

Are those dots your native tongue or are you just struck dumb by my unstoppable Daddyness?

[paradigmlost]

How big is your family.

[doctor_badass]

Over forty and still climbing, slowly but surely. I've even started assimilating the Sohmas!

[paradigmlost]

...... the Sohmas?

[doctor_badass]

Yeah, you know them? Shigure and Kyou came to last month's barbecue, and Hatori's a regular victim of my Super Daddy Hugs. His reactions are probably the best part, he gets so flustered~

[paradigmlost]

... ... ah. You're adopting them.

[doctor_badass]

Is that a problem?

[paradigmlost]

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No, it's not a problem. How many Sohmas do you know?

[doctor_badass]

I've also met Ayame and talked to Akito a couple of times, so there are five I have a name attached to a face for, but I know there are still more.

[paradigmlost]

... oh. I, uh. I don't really count.

[doctor_badass]

Well why not? Are you just honorarily adopted or is this part of that whole Nobody thing?

[paradigmlost]

I got sorta adopted, but I don't think the head of the family wants me.

[doctor_badass]

Hmph. That boy may be the head of the Sohma family, but he's still a kid and still a person, so if you just keep working at him he'll probably give eventually.

[paradigmlost]

You think so?

[doctor_badass]

Sure do! Sometimes it takes a hell of a lot of patience and dodging attempts on your life, but I know some very violent people so it's probably just me.