*I have CANDY children. You know you want it.*

[artist_of_anger]

[At first, the noise is but a faint humming from the western woods. For each passing moment the humming grows and grows until it is a loud rumbling, like a mudslide or avalanche it draws nearer and nearer with no indications of slowing down. And then they burst forward: A vast procession of mining carts careening towards Boys Cabin One until they

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[fingeroflife]

*Jak's coming back to camp in spectacular fashion. must be Tuesday. Personal raincloud, get?*

[artist_of_anger]

*Would you mind if I'll just. Stand here and not talk? And soak in it's pure... good... WATERY JUSTICE OH SWEET PRECURSORS HOW I HAVE MISSED THIS ehem.

Anyhow, would you mind?*

[fingeroflife]

*Not in the slightest. He is, after all, fairly familiar with your returns to camp. So he'll just wait until you're ready to acknowledge something other than the cleansing rain*

[artist_of_anger]

*WAAAATER. I WOULD FALL TO MY KNEES AND SING YOU A THOUSAND HYMNS, WRITE A MILLION POEMS EACH MORE EPIC THAN THE LAST, AND IT WOULD NEVER, COULD NEVER, EVER, DESCRIBE HTIS FEELING! THIS UNLIMITED ECSTACY! THIS BLISS WHICH KNOWS NO BOUNDS aaaand I'm sorta going into the cabin now. Mind waiting a bit more?*

[deadbeatgoeson]

... yeah okay Jak, what the hell happened this time.

[artist_of_anger]

*Holds up one finger to ask for a moments reprieve, for he is busy being in bliss over finally finding pure, cool water.

In the meantime, there's candy over there. And there. And, hell, everywhere.*

[deadbeatgoeson]

*Nodding in acknowledgment and oh, hey, a Mars Bar.*

[artist_of_anger]

*Heading towards cabin.* My clothes are still here, right?

[latrine_orderly]

Candy~

[artist_of_anger]

... Go ahead, Excel. 'S all free.

[latrine_orderly]

And all the sweeter for it~!

[artist_of_anger]

*Not that me showering would somehow tear you away from your scary devotion to Ill Pallazzo, but I'ma go behind the cabin to clean myself up now. You just... do your thing.*

[snakesonanin]

SOMEONE SAID CANDY?!

[artist_of_anger]

*Elf wearing candy wrappers coming out of cabin now. Smelling like something sugary just died and reincarnated and ate it's own dead body. Read: really, really bad.* Allll over there.

[snakesonanin]

. . .

Ew.

[artist_of_anger]

Try being on this end.

[head_playboy]

*Is waiting how long it takes for either Akiha, Nakatsu or Kio to appear.*

[lick_it_]

*ping*

[head_playboy]

Wow, that was fast.

[lick_it_]

I'm talented like that.