[Library post hooray!]

[maryhadalilgun]

[Come, research forbidden arts, try to find a way to turn your half-penguine tap-dancing girlfriend into a real girl, giggle at the first editions of Teleny, just do it all quietly. It is the library after all. This highly armed teenage girl will just be here, reshelving books with a vengeance.]

((OOC: And as per expected (or at least I expected

Comments

[the_big_guns]

...?

[southern_pansy]

Good evening, my dear. Is there anything I can help you find?

[the_big_guns]

Well, maybe something on self-defense...

[southern_pansy]

Of course. There are multitudes of such books -- what in particular would you be interested in?

[the_big_guns]

W-well, I'm not sure. Probably something a little more advanced.

[southern_pansy]

I can show you to the section on self-defense... come, my dear.

[leads into one of the DEEP DARK RECESSES OF THE LIBRARY that probably just appeared or something and is very confused. OH HAY there are books]

Let's see...

[the_big_guns]

This is kind of creepy.

[southern_pansy]

-- creepy?

[the_big_guns]

Yes?

[southern_pansy]

I'm not sure what you mean.

[maryhadalilgun]

Do you need help finding anything miss?

[the_big_guns]

Um, well, I have a list... do you work here?

[maryhadalilgun]

Yes.

[the_big_guns]

Okay...

*reads off the list, naming books that are primarily how-tos about heavy artillery and/or advanced self defense with one or two harlequin romances thrown in there for good measure*

[maryhadalilgun]

*Huh, classy list*

These few you're find in aisle 16, towards the end, these two will probably be on the beginning of 17 if they're not just a little below the others. The fiction is aranged alphabetically by the author's surname.

[the_big_guns]

Thank you~~~