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[doucheinblue]

Here goes nothing.

Everyone, my name is Leo, and I'm here with my brother Raph. It looks like we'll be with you in this encampment for a while. We're not big fans of convincing people we're the good guys, so I'll try to say this just once: We're the good guys.

And I'm sure Raph wants know if anyone can direct us to the director's front door.

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Comments

[sillyrabitricks]

...teenage. Mutant. Ninja. TURTLES.

[cockroachangel]

rabi

i'm actually seeing this right

right

[sillyrabitricks]

ITS THE FUCKING TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, KATOU.

FOR REAL.

[cockroachangel]

I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS.

EXCEPT MAYBE TO ASK FOR THEIR AUTOGRAPHS.

[cockroachangel]

m-my childhood

[doucheinblue]

If you were bit by a turtle as a child, we don't bite.

Well, Raph does. You might want to steer clear of him.

[cockroachangel]

NOT QUITE WHAT I MEANT dude this is kind of awesome.

[doucheinblue]

Hey, we always thought so. Glad to see someone agreeing.

[master_of_mon]

......WOAH.

[doucheinblue]

Hey, kid.

[master_of_mon]

IT TOTALLY TALKED oh man are you a squirtle? YOU'RE TOTALLY A SQUIRTLE I've never seen a squirtle this big oh man WILL YOU BATTLE ME?

[anyposition]

OI! I GOT DIBS.

[parasol_hero]

More Heroes?

[doucheinblue]

Defenders is more like it.

[parasol_hero]

Well, you fight for justice and the greater good, right? Defending the weak and anyone else who needs it?

[doucheinblue]

That's the job description. I didn't know it was such a popular gig.

[doucheinblue]

People who would hurt others for no reason?

[redmeansgotime]

Humans can get jumpy like that. Something about gaint green turtles usually just sets them on edge.