just passin' 'em out!

[idle_traveller]

Would anyone like a whistle? I have far too many.

[[Yes, they're rape whistles. She's acquired several and is a monk doesn't need so many. Come get 'em!]]

Comments

[doctor_badass]

Do they make different sounds? I'm always looking to expand my collection!

[idle_traveller]

I haven't tried them. You can test some if you'd like, there are several of them.

[offering about ten?]

[doctor_badass]

Alright~! *takes one and blows on it, but hears... nothing*

[idle_traveller]

It appears to be defective. Perhaps another?

[doctor_badass]

Can't hurt! *tries another, same effect~*

[idle_traveller]

Odd.

[...tries one herself and it works fine.] Well, no one is coming, but it does whistle.

[doctor_badass]

My other whistles work, though!

*pulls out a whistle shaped like a wallet and blows on it, but instead of a whistley noise there's money coming out*

[idle_traveller]

...Is that...money?

[doctor_badass]

That's new, too. *stoops to investigate this money, which seems real enough*

[idle_traveller]

[investigating as well] Do you have others? You seem to have an...affinity with them.

[doctor_badass]

I have several! *pulls out the crab whistle and blows on it*

[idle_traveller]

[hears nothing~] It seems to be another one that doesn't work. Odd.

[doctor_badass]

*so confused~* It used to work just fine! Maybe it's broken? *shakes it, but nothing's rattling inside*

[idle_traveller]

Perhaps. The results may be delayed? Whatever they would be.

[doctor_badass]

That's possible! *waits to see if anything happens*

[idle_traveller]

[waiting as well and looking around]

...Another while we wait?