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[ass_guardian]

It might just be me, but it seems like it's pretty common for posts to be one-liners.

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[skrullfking]

They're more likely to be read than tl;dr ones?

Hey. Sorry I've been so busy lately.

[ass_guardian]

I guess that makes sense. Avoid having everything get skimmed over.

No need to apologize.

[skrullfking]

That and people are lazy.

Mm, good. But I still feel a little like I've been neglecting you. We should spend some time hanging out. If you want.

[ass_guardian]

That's the American way.

I don't see why not.

[itsmydesire]

Yeah? Looks like we're getting new people, so "Where the hell am I?" is gonna be pretty popular for a couple weeks.

[euphiemisms]

Camp Fuck You Die, Louisiana!

[itsmydesire]

Looks like we're learning already. You're new, right?

[euphiemisms]

That's right! I'm Euphie.

[monstermunchies]

Like, typing makes me hungry.

[ass_guardian]

I've heard of it causing carpal tunnel, but I didn't think typing was that strenuous.

[monstermunchies]

Trust me, I know of what I speak. I'm hungry just thinking about it.

[ass_guardian]

Maybe you're just thirsty? I think I read somewhere that sometimes thirst just feels like hunger.

[bluemooncross]

Is it? I never noticed.

[ass_guardian]

I think they're usually either short or long, yeah.

[bluemooncross]

Long, short, or a poll posted by your computer.

[ass_guardian]

And the occassional picture behind a cut.

[drink_this]

Sometimes a clever one-liner works much better than paragraphs of text! It depends on what you have to say~

[ass_guardian]

I guess that makes sense. Superheroes are usually not supposed to be big on dialogue anyway, I think.

[drink_this]

I wouldn't know~

[ass_guardian]

I think it's mostly divided into exposition and fights.