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[death_backpack]

FIVE LITTLE MONKEYS JUMPIN' ON THE BED!

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[wily_serpent]

Ack! Do be careful, Yachiru!

[vegan_megan]

Whoa! An angel! This place gets better every time.

[wily_serpent]

Hello, miss--

[whoa, he's realizing he's met you before and you were older and had elf ears and WOW THIS IS RLY WEIRD]

Er. Perhaps you should be careful, hmm?

[vegan_megan]

Hi! *weirding out angels seems to be a new hobby* Did you come from heaven?

The monkeys hit their heads, not me.

[wily_serpent]

Yes, I did...er.

...Monkeys?

[vegan_megan]

Do people really go there when they have been good?

Yes, the monkeys! *demonstrates and jumps*

Six little monkeys, jumping on the bed~

[wily_serpent]

Er, as it happens there aren't any--

[decides this is probably too difficult to explain to the little girl]

...Yes. Yes, they do. --And do please be careful!

[vegan_megan]

*keeps on jumping*

Any what?

one fell down and hit his head~

See, they hit their head, not me.

*bounce*

[wily_serpent]

Er. It's only that... I'm from a different, er. Time, you see. And people haven't really been made yet, so they can't exactly go there when they're good, you see. But that is the general plan, so they will go to Heaven. They just haven't started yet. Because nothing's been made yet.

[vegan_megan]

So *bounce* it's like *bouuunce* a huge *bounce* construction site? *bouncebounce*

[wily_serpent]

...Yes, actually. It's... well, there are a lot of Prototypes and Blueprints around. Someone designed Spiders last week, and that was quite exciting.

[vegan_megan]

*bounce*

Wow, that sounds so cool! So nothing is built yet and you just put everything together?

*bounce*

But spiders aren't cool, they're scary. Maybe they can still change that?

*jumps dangerously near to the corner of the bed*

[wily_serpent]

[THE LITTLE GIRL IS NOT GOING TO FALL TUMBLE OFF WHEN AN ANGEL IS STANDING RIGHT THERE OMGOSH]

That's right -- most everything's still in the design stage. I work mostly with... er. Birds. I designed Ducks, and I'm currently working on Doves.

...Well, Spiders... they have a purpose to serve, of course. The department in charge of Spiders have made a few of them venemous, so they might better protect themselves against predators, you see. And the department decided to make them all rather... er, scary-looking, just to be safe.

[vegan_megan]

*wow, and I was so sure I jumped too far too right*

Ducks? Aw, I like ducks.

So people don't pet them and get bitten?

[death_backpack]

I am! I didn't fall off the bed!

[wily_serpent]

Yes, but-- oh, dear. I... er.

[hovers worriedly]

...Goodness, that looks like fun--