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[snakesonanin]

[From the direction of the Mess Hall comes... a naked chocolate-covered Anko--okay, okay, she's wearing underthings but you totally can't tell]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF CAMP FUCK YOU DIE do you have any idea how hard it is to get out of the chocolate well once you've fallen in? NOT THAT I FELL IN, of course, I did it on purpose you see, for... uh

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[marezydoats]

. . .

[snakesonanin]

LINE-UP STARTS BEHIND THIS CHICK!

[marezydoats]

Start the line somewhere else.

[snakesonanin]

*flicks liquid chocolate at you*

[healinglightof]

I am... not certain how hygienic that would be, Anko darling.

[snakesonanin]

DON'T GIVE ME THAT! I totally showered two days ago!

[healinglightof]

And then subsequently dunked yourself in syrup.

[snakesonanin]

I know, I was impressed with me, too.

[_mrgrumpypants_]

...

[snakesonanin]

Alas, I couldn't find cherries for my nipples.

[_mrgrumpypants_]

. . .

Ah.

I do not think they are in season in this particular locality.

[snakesonanin]

BUT THINK ABOUT HOW HILARIOUS THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN!

[classprotector]

...

[snakesonanin]

Hi, I have bugs stuck to me, and it's very unpleasant.

[classprotector]

Shower might be faster and less sticky than licking.

[snakesonanin]

...pfft, showers.

[vexxatious]

You haven't been touching Oliver's balls, have you?

[snakesonanin]

Not that I know of, but anything's possible.

[vexxatious]

He was quite concerned that no-one should eat them.

[snakesonanin]

...ew.