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[zero_innocence]

*In the middle of camp, there are two small catboys, attempting to hide a rather large pile of forks pilfered from the Mess Hall. Should you happen to go near them, well....*

*Also. They are singing*

♪ The Order of the Fork~ The Order of the Fork~ We are, we are, we are, we are The Order of the Fork~ ♪

((OOC: Okay. So here's what's going down

Comments

[jesusinaway]

Maybe we should ask the staff to make soup today. Only forks, huh?

[zero_innocence]

Fee! Fie! Foe! Foo! We initiate you!

*you have now been stabinated in the butt with a fork. HAVE A FORK!*

[jesusinaway]

Initiate?

[Fork'd!]

-- AH!

[zero_innocence]

We got you, we got you~

[zero_mercy]

You're part'a the Order of the Fork now~

[jesusinaway]

[trying not to obviously rub the poked region, here]

ow, ow! ... Thank-you. Does this mean I get to keep a fork for myself?

[zero_innocence]

Until the cooks come an' take'm away!

[jesusinaway]

Oh? I... appreciate it.

But, I don't think I could go around doing that to people out of nowhere.

[zero_mercy]

You gotta! You're part'a the Order now!

[jesusinaway]

I guess I can't back out of that.

All right, then. Is that our only rule?

[zero_mercy]

And y'gotta sing!

♪ We are, we are, we are, we are The Order of the Fork~ ♪

[jesusinaway]

...

Is it all right if I'm not on-key?

[zero_innocence]

What's that mean?

[jesusinaway]

It'd sound a little different from how you sing it.

[zero_innocence]

Oh. S'long as you get the words right, it's okay. It's not a spell.

[jesusinaway]

Spell?

Mm. I'll do my best. ♪ hmm, hmm-hmm, Fork~ ?♪