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[count_onme]

This morning I found out that all the biscuits that we made had... somehow multiplied overnight. A lot. So if anyone wants one, I've left a bunch of them in a basket on a table in the mess hall! Everyone should feel free to help themselves.

Also, Franz and George, may I have a moment?

((ooc: the biscuits are effect-free, just so you know.))

Comments

[toiletseat_girl]

. . huh. Kinda like tribbles. Only edible.

[count_onme]

... Tribbles?

[toiletseat_girl]

Yeah, these weird, fuzzy things that were around for a while. They were sort of like rabbits, right down to the "breeding like" part.

[count_onme]

Huh. Weird.

Anyway, I should introduce you to Franz!

[toiletseat_girl]

Very weird. But fuzzy?

Yes, you should. 'Cause I think I might've said "hi" to him a couple of times, but I dunno if that counts.

[count_onme]

Right, right! Sorry for my rudeness.

[toiletseat_girl]

Nah, it's no big deal. You're excited. And maybe a little confused by the multiplying food, but that's understandable.

[count_onme]

I swear there'll be a day when stuff like that doesn't surprise me. But it's not today.

[toiletseat_girl]

Ah, but someday, you'll be as jaded as the rest of us, young grasshopper.

[count_onme]

... "Grasshopper"?

[Checks his clothes]

[toiletseat_girl]

*isn't quite certain what he's doing at first, but--*

---oh. No, no real grasshoppers. It's kind of a joke. As in, the older, more experienced camper passing her wisdom on to the newer ones.

[count_onme]

Right! I knew that! Of course!

[toiletseat_girl]

So they have crappily dubbed martial arts movies even 3000 years in the future? That's kinda reassuring.

Anyway, Franz seems cool.

[count_onme]

He is! We've been best friends since childhood.

[toiletseat_girl]

Huh. Seriously? Jeez, you guys must know everything about each other.

[count_onme]

... Mmm. I used to think so, too.