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[1_800_purelady]

I grow weary of running about and chasing all of you. So, because I still do not trust that everyone has been acting up to the standards I have set, I am demand --...fine, requesting reports of activities that you have witnessed. These may be events you wish to flaunt about yourself, or foul deeds that you have seen others perform

Comments

[mean_janine]

Gossip is deplorable.

[1_800_purelady]

Gossip?! Who would dare to do such a thing in my presence!

Hello my dear, I do not believe we have met.

[mean_janine]

Oh, no one, I'm sure.

We haven't. My name is Janine Kishi.

[1_800_purelady]

Janine. It is a pleasure. And you will tell me if you witness such behavior, will you not?

[master_of_mon]

Uh, I don't think that's a fur coat.

[1_800_purelady]

Of course it is.

[master_of_mon]

No it's not, it's a dog! Dogs aren't coats. I mean you could put one one your head, but it wouldn't make a great hat either.

[1_800_purelady]

Oh? Then what would you say coats are made from.

[classprotector]

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night.

[1_800_purelady]

I am at a loss for words, fair Buffy. Are you...are you all right?

[classprotector]

A little scarred.

[1_800_purelady]

Yes, yes of course. Shall we talk about it?

[bettercallgeico]

OH OH PICK ME I saw *WHISPER* and *WHISPER* over at the *WHISPER* doing [CENSORED]. Hahahah way to try and break the rules, fools!

[1_800_purelady]

...[CENSORED].....?

[bettercallgeico]

[CENSORED], duh! They didn't teach that in school See they were ALL OVER EACH OTHER but when that ********* got near the other's ******* ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE.

[1_800_purelady]

Fair maiden! You cannot say ******* !!!

[bewareofnun]

What an AMAZING use of our time.

[1_800_purelady]

You would prefer me to continue to follow you around, dear Rosette?

[bewareofnun]

NO.

[1_800_purelady]

Then your report if you will!