[Mess Hall Breakfast of CHAMPIONS~]

[_overshadowed_]

Isn't it a beautiful~~ morning, everyone?

...

No, I'm not on drugs or a camp effect, I assure you. Although I did get a prize in my cereal. I wonder what the decoder ring decodes.

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[right_hand_of]

Good morning to you too, kid.

[_overshadowed_]

Morning, Mr. Red~

[right_hand_of]

Say, Ari, I ah, have a favor to ask you. D'you mind coming here a second?

[_overshadowed_]

Yes, sir....?

[right_hand_of]

[motions him over and lowers his voice]

You know those two redheaded twins?

[_overshadowed_]

...oh those guys. They're annoying.

[right_hand_of]

[still whispering]

Yeah, and somehow they want me to come up with flying rocket packs. Which would be such a bad idea. But, I don't think they heard me when I said no. So I was thinking about getting them something largely harmless instead. With me so far?

[_overshadowed_]

Gotcha. What you have in mind?

[right_hand_of]

...do you think gigantic helium balloons are too uninspired?

[_overshadowed_]

...not at all. How big we talking?

[right_hand_of]

Ohhh, as tall as you can get and in a nice chartreuse, say. That yellow-green color?

[_overshadowed_]

I think I can...accommodate your needs, sir.

[right_hand_of]

Why, you're so kind, sir.

[_overshadowed_]

I'm just that great a guy.

[right_hand_of]

Never stop being a credit to awesome. The whole world will weep.

[master_of_mon]

*MIGHTY FINGER POINT OF RIGHTEOUSNESS*

TODAY I'M GONNA BATTLE YOU AND WI-- oh awesome, this cereal has crunch berries in 'em!