[Mess Hall Breakfast of CHAMPIONS~]

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Isn't it a beautiful~~ morning, everyone?

...

No, I'm not on drugs or a camp effect, I assure you. Although I did get a prize in my cereal. I wonder what the decoder ring decodes.

Comments

[death_2_parrots]

[Tired? More than usual. Disturbed? Oh definitely]

Oh look who's particularly annoying first thing. When did you get to be so fucking perky anyway?

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I had great~ dreams last night. Didn't you?

[death_2_parrots]

.........

So nice of you to care about my restfulness, Mouse.

[_overshadowed_]

Well, I had some bad dreams about cats before. That wasn't very fun... I couldn't sleep for a few days...

[death_2_parrots]

Poor thing. Is my sympathy showing? It looks vaguely like pissed off and suspicious.

[_overshadowed_]

That's how you always look, I couldn't tell.

[death_2_parrots]

It doesn't change much. I hope you do realize the sheer stupidity of announcing your involvement in all of this. Cute apron by the way. I didn't know you liked that sort of thing... Maybe I should give it to Al next time he's older.

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... *s..smallest of twitch*

Apron? One of the cooks must have left it. God, you're so paranoid.

[death_2_parrots]

So careless of them. My mistake... That would make everything around it entirely unrelated to you, I assume.

[_overshadowed_]

Everything around what?

[death_2_parrots]

Sounds about right.

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You're so weird, cat.

[death_2_parrots]

It's a defining trait, almost everyone has them.

[_overshadowed_]

I could name more of them for you, but I know you're the deeply introspective type and already identified them.

[death_2_parrots]

Perky AND considerate. No tragedies lately? How are you going to sop up the sympathy like this?

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I don't do it for the attention, or the constant snuggling of the bosoms. That's just the PERK.