[not actually even vaguely an intro post]
--well, I think I've got this thing pretty much figured out, now, so I'd best introduce myself properly to the world at large, huh. My official name is Emperor Peony Malkuth the Ninth, as I'm sure a fair few of you know, but just Peony'll do while I'm on holiday, huh? ♪
I've been retained to be a dramatic advisor to you guys - what use is a zombie summer camp without a little flair and heroics against the evil denizens of the cold wastes, right? So I guess it's time to do my job a little. So come on, come on - don't be shy, let's have a look at you all and see what I can't suggest to improve the atmosphere of this place a little, huh.
--or if you're just along for a chat, that's good too. My little guys love attention - any publicity is good publicity, right?
(( I'm going a little slow, but this'll be open all night. ))
I've been retained to be a dramatic advisor to you guys - what use is a zombie summer camp without a little flair and heroics against the evil denizens of the cold wastes, right? So I guess it's time to do my job a little. So come on, come on - don't be shy, let's have a look at you all and see what I can't suggest to improve the atmosphere of this place a little, huh.
--or if you're just along for a chat, that's good too. My little guys love attention - any publicity is good publicity, right?
(( I'm going a little slow, but this'll be open all night. ))