[LOCATIONAL LOCK to the LAWYERTARIUM]

[hastwolawyers]

[This is a PRIVATE SESSION! Discretion is ADVISED! There is SECRET HAPPENINGS which you SHOULD NOT INTERRUPT going on! But hey, it's a SECRET THING happening, and ISN'T THAT SUSPICIOUS! So you might wanna sneakily poke your head in and watch, if you're a sneaky ninja.]

Okay... there's definitely no dark corners for people to hide in! We can get started!