It's that time of year again.

[on_target]

::Omi is putting a sign up on the billboard outside the mess hall::

Valentine's Day is almost here! See Omi or Ken if you want to order flowers. Discretion promised.

((Post open until Valentine's! Use the subject "Locked flower order" and one of us will take care of you. If you want to just say hi to Omi (or Ken who will be around), go ahead!

Comments

[toiletseat_girl]

Gee, thanks, I was trying to forget about Valentine's Day.

[on_target]

It's just a sign.

[toiletseat_girl]

Followed by candy and PDAs. Except for those of us losers who're single.

[on_target]

Sorry, George. You got flowers last year, though?

[toiletseat_girl]

From a mysterious Secret Admirer who never bothered to 'fess up. Probably because he realized he deserved better.

[on_target]

Maybe he was just shy.

[toiletseat_girl]

It's been a year. Isn't that enough time to suck it up and say something?

[on_target]

They could have left.

[toiletseat_girl]

That's not exactly comforting.

[on_target]

Point.

[toiletseat_girl]

Gee, thanks.

So, sounds like my only option is to embrace the fact that the only way a guy's gonna want me? Is if he loses a bet.

[on_target]

That's not true.

[toiletseat_girl]

Really. Coulda fooled me.

[on_target]

You've just had crappy luck.

[toiletseat_girl]

Which makes sense, 'cause I've also had a crappy life.

[on_target]

...I'm sorry.