NOW HERE THIS, LADIES
Certain things don't belong in th'girls showers. TAKE NOTES CAUSE THERE MIGHT BE A TEST LATER:
- Yer panties. They attract things while we sleep. Crawly things. With fifty legs and a taste fer good cotton.
- House slippers. Yeah, I know--camp means flipflops fer everyone. But. It's a swamp what the hell are ya thinkin?
- Deoderants and razors. Thought this'd be a no-brainer, but if y'brought it out with ya, take it back with ya. Or the zombie chicks will. Think about that fer a minute.
- Towels. There's a hamper. Actually, two, but anything that gets thrown in the blue hamper b'longs to Kal and we hate indian givers.
- Used pads. Contrary t'popular belief we don't have a wastebasket down there. That thing is live, hungry an--well not goin' into detail cause why anything would eat that junk is knowledge beyond my understandin'. So. Burnable trash Thursdays'd be nice.
- Your hairbrushes. See the point about the deoderants an razors.
Any questions can be referred t'yer friendly neighborhood Girls' Shower Custodian. Or at least that's what camp seems to think, what with the SHINY NEW TAG ON MY SHIRTS. Whatever. I can be helpful. With my broom an tags.
Oh, and even if it's blood, try an leave th'pipes dripping, kay? Winter freeze effect an all that.
- Yer panties. They attract things while we sleep. Crawly things. With fifty legs and a taste fer good cotton.
- House slippers. Yeah, I know--camp means flipflops fer everyone. But. It's a swamp what the hell are ya thinkin?
- Deoderants and razors. Thought this'd be a no-brainer, but if y'brought it out with ya, take it back with ya. Or the zombie chicks will. Think about that fer a minute.
- Towels. There's a hamper. Actually, two, but anything that gets thrown in the blue hamper b'longs to Kal and we hate indian givers.
- Used pads. Contrary t'popular belief we don't have a wastebasket down there. That thing is live, hungry an--well not goin' into detail cause why anything would eat that junk is knowledge beyond my understandin'. So. Burnable trash Thursdays'd be nice.
- Your hairbrushes. See the point about the deoderants an razors.
Any questions can be referred t'yer friendly neighborhood Girls' Shower Custodian. Or at least that's what camp seems to think, what with the SHINY NEW TAG ON MY SHIRTS. Whatever. I can be helpful. With my broom an tags.
Oh, and even if it's blood, try an leave th'pipes dripping, kay? Winter freeze effect an all that.