Jan 25, 2007 19:29
With how much camp has grown, I felt it would be practical to make this statement.
My name is Elphaba. I was born green, and no, none of the people in my world are green. Except me, obviously. This is not a camp virus, so you cannot catch it.
I am from Oz. I am not the only one here from Oz - Glinda, the exceedingly blonde (and pink) woman is from Gillikin, and Fiyero, the man with the diamond tattoos, is the Prince of the Vinkus. I myself hail from Munchkinland. We all attended school together years ago, which is how we met.
Imoen, despite her pinkness, is not from Oz. She's merely having relations with our pink girl from Oz. Or she would be, if it weren't for the rules.
You may have heard of Oz before - from a book, or a 'movie'? I hear it's called "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz". To put it simply, those are lies. I could elaborate, but that's all you really need to know.