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Only a true genius like myself could turn a month of being lost in the woods into a breathtaking array of products such as these. Step right up ladies and gents!
Made from the mystical plants found in our very own evil forest, these tonics, creams,and medicines are sure to put a new spring in your step for a price of course.
((Ladee daaa. Oh! Hello. Gary has a concoction for just about anything, so inquire within! Whether these things work, or not, or cause unwanted side-affects, is entirely up to you, so have fun with it!))
Made from the mystical plants found in our very own evil forest, these tonics, creams,and medicines are sure to put a new spring in your step for a price of course.
((Ladee daaa. Oh! Hello. Gary has a concoction for just about anything, so inquire within! Whether these things work, or not, or cause unwanted side-affects, is entirely up to you, so have fun with it!))