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[beenwithamazon]

If you were my wife, would you rather be here with me, or home with me dead?

...and if I ordered you from a store, would you be angry and possibly violent?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

((OOC: Heading out. Will continue threads tomorrow <33))

Comments

[just_wes]

I'd say this depends on the nature of your home, the patience of your wife and the methods of delivery, Sir.

[beenwithamazon]

I live on a scruffy spaceship, she has variable patience, and how am I supposed to know.

The dilemma stands.

[just_wes]

Oh, you're from space, too?

You can simply ask yourself - is camp worse than home? If the answer is a definitive yes, you should rethink it. Being stuck to one place can be very stressing for somebody who is used to live on a spaceship. But I agree to you, this is a dilemma that can't be solved easily, Sir.

[beenwithamazon]

Well, wasn't born ship-side. But I've lived there for most of my life.

So what's your 'verse like?

[just_wes]

Do you happen to be from Captain Reynold's crew?

[beenwithamazon]

Yeah, I'm the pilot.

[just_wes]

Ah! I remember him telling me about you, ages ago, though. Captain Reynolds must have been very happy to see you again, Sir.

Well, then it is easy to explain my world to you. Just imagine your Federation was not evil but good and that extraterrestrial, intelligent life exists.

[beenwithamazon]

I think a better word would be "shocked."

...what the hell.

[just_wes]

... maybe it was a happy shock?

Also I'm from about a century in your past but I'm very sure it's not the same universe.

I'm sorry, I thought I'd try to avoid misunderstandings. When I introduced myself to Captain Reynolds and told him I'm from the Federation he called me brainwashed. It needed quite a while to convince him that this is not the Federation which unfortunately governs your world.

[beenwithamazon]

Probably.

Sounds like not. Do you still have earth?