Dec 11, 2006 23:03
[locked from Lady]
I know I just made an announcement about a kissing bandit, but another Evil Being stealing kisses from the unsuspecting citizens of camp has decided to surface. However, and it pains me to say this, this new threat makes Stan look about as dangerous as a kindergartener.
I trust you are all familiar with a young woman who goes by the name of Lady. For a few days now, she's been acting decidedly unlike herself, flirting in a tacky and shameless manner at everyone in sight. She is not, I repeat, not herself at the moment, but a victim of possession. For no reason should you allow her to get close to you, she will attempt to kiss you and drain your energy.
If you attempt to engage her in combat, make sure you've saved first and have backup, because she's incurably annoying and dodges everything you throw at her!! Calm down, Rosalyn, your pride may be wounded, but that's no reason to take it out on everyone else!
So, please exercise extreme caution, everyone. We need to figure out a way to deal with this menace and restore Lady to her usual tasteful self.