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Dec 10, 2006 02:15

Ah, hello? Forgive me if I'm interrupting anything, but I seem to find myself a bit lost. If anyone could tell me the name of this place, or perhaps who I should speak with about sending a message to my escort, I would greatly appreciate it.

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youllgoblind December 10 2006, 04:06:57 UTC

...You have an...escort?

smallsolidor December 10 2006, 04:14:33 UTC

I do.

youllgoblind December 10 2006, 04:17:50 UTC

Like...a lady? of the night? I thought you had to be eighteen for that sort of thing...

smallsolidor December 10 2006, 04:33:55 UTC

Oh, no! An escort party. Soldiers.

youllgoblind December 10 2006, 04:36:59 UTC

Oh! Phew, that's a relief! Anyway, I don't know if there're any soldiers around here, though there are lots of gorillas! ...You probably will want to avoid them, though.

smallsolidor December 10 2006, 04:56:14 UTC

I shall certainly do my best. They seem very aggressive.

youllgoblind December 10 2006, 05:02:30 UTC

Yeah...they've got good throwing arms, too. Anyway, just remember the buddy system and don't go out too far from the center of camp late at night, and you should be fine! Ah, I'm Brock, nice to meet you!

smallsolidor December 10 2006, 05:19:05 UTC

My name is Larsa. It's nice to meet you as well, Brock. Thank you for the advice.

youllgoblind December 10 2006, 05:21:42 UTC

No problem, Larsa, any time! I know that camp can be kinda overwhelming at first, but it's not so bad if you don't think too hard about most of it!

smallsolidor December 10 2006, 05:40:19 UTC

It's simply a lot to take in. At the moment, not thinking about it seems like a fair idea.

youllgoblind December 10 2006, 05:42:15 UTC

Right--not thinking is almost always the best thing you can do to get through any situation! Besides, it's Christmas, so the only thing you should have to worry about now is presents!

smallsolidor December 10 2006, 05:54:10 UTC

I'm afraid I'm not familiar with Christmas.

youllgoblind December 10 2006, 06:00:50 UTC

Not familiar!? Then you've got a lot of good stuff to learn! Christmas is a holiday when a man named Santa makes presents for all good kids and delivers them on the night of December 24th! And there're trees and cakes and pies and singing all sorts of good things!

smallsolidor December 10 2006, 06:11:01 UTC

That's very nice of him. What does he do to those he deems bad?

youllgoblind December 10 2006, 06:15:22 UTC

Instead of a present, they just get coal in their stocking. --But on the bright side, you could use the coal in your grill and cook some weiners or something, right? Anyway, Santa's a pretty good guy, so I don't think you have to worry about it!

smallsolidor December 10 2006, 06:20:09 UTC

Oh. How can he tell the difference between good and bad children?

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