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Dec 10, 2006 02:15

Ah, hello? Forgive me if I'm interrupting anything, but I seem to find myself a bit lost. If anyone could tell me the name of this place, or perhaps who I should speak with about sending a message to my escort, I would greatly appreciate it.

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head_playboy December 10 2006, 02:28:22 UTC
It's Camp Fuck You Die. I hope you are patient, because that message is going to take a while.

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smallsolidor December 10 2006, 02:31:02 UTC
How long? I don't mean to speak ill of your community, but it's vital I leave as soon as possible.

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head_playboy December 10 2006, 02:33:57 UTC
Some people leave soner than others, but it's usually a long time. I've been here almost four months.

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smallsolidor December 10 2006, 02:44:20 UTC
Why stay so long?

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head_playboy December 10 2006, 02:46:55 UTC
Leaving is not a matter of choice, it depends on camp- this place- or if you are able to find a way out. There's a barrier around camp, preventing people from leaving.

Best idea is to relax and consider this a vacation.

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smallsolidor December 10 2006, 02:58:02 UTC
A vacation? No, I do not think so.

The barrier, is it some sort of magic? Can it be destroyed somehow?

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head_playboy December 10 2006, 03:02:46 UTC
Maybe it's too early.

I don't know, I'm not magical myself. But there's plenty of people with all kinds of powers and most of them have tried destroying the barrier before.

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smallsolidor December 10 2006, 03:08:57 UTC
Mm, far too early.

Can you not ask the barrier's creator to remove it?

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head_playboy December 10 2006, 03:22:19 UTC
That would involve contacting the director and so far I haven't seen her. If not because others campers have seen her, I would say she doesn't exist.

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smallsolidor December 10 2006, 03:38:19 UTC
Is she the ruler here?

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head_playboy December 10 2006, 03:40:10 UTC
I guess you could call her that, but she doesn't rule as much as she is responsible for the place.

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smallsolidor December 10 2006, 03:54:53 UTC
Then who is in charge of day-to-day affairs?

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head_playboy December 10 2006, 03:59:53 UTC
No one. We have counselors, but you'll see most of them doesn't care about being in charge of campers. The doctors and cooks are probably those who work more, but they aren't really in charge.

Most of the time, people do what they like. If it doesn't break the rules.

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smallsolidor December 10 2006, 04:19:21 UTC
That's . . . that's inexcusable. What are the rules?

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head_playboy December 10 2006, 04:22:30 UTC
Let's see: no sex, no alcohol, no sugar. There might be more, but those are the important ones.

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smallsolidor December 10 2006, 04:39:30 UTC
Nothing about stealing or murder?

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