[Mess Hall? that'll do]

[u_jerk]

*has just taped a sign to Swift's chest. this is what is says:

"INEXPERIENCED KISSER SEEKS NEW FORMS OF ORAL STIMULATION"*

Have fun with that.

((and with GREAT GOOD TIMING, Swift's internet is currently down. we'll be picking up when we can- sorry guys))

Comments

[miss_34_c]

*Looking... Looking... There's no more punkin pie!*

If you stick out your tongue and blow raspberries, you get oral stim'lation.

[u_jerk]

...

[miss_34_c]

I bet'cha he didn't have that on his list yet, huh? It c'n get kinda sloppy though, an' if you keep blowing 'em, you'll get spit all over the place.

[u_jerk]

No, I didn't... how do you know what that means?

[miss_34_c]

'Cause I'm a genius! I'm gonna be a 'ventor like my daddy, when I grow up!

[u_jerk]

Got it.

[miss_34_c]

Anyway, kissy-face is jus' icky!

[u_jerk]

So true.

[miss_34_c]

So why does that man wanna essercise his mouth?

[u_jerk]

He's kind of weird.

[miss_34_c]

Oh. But maybe he's jus' shy, or maybe he's like me an' really, really smart an' people jus' make fun of him 'cause of that. Maybe he jus' wants a friend...

[u_jerk]

He's got friends.

[miss_34_c]

*Looking* So... He's really jus' weird?

[u_jerk]

But a good friend.

[miss_34_c]

*Still looking* Hm... Well maybe you c'n give him a sucker, 'cause that'll essercise his mouth an' his tongue, an it tastes good, too! I think friends would like it if their good friends gave 'em suckers, don't you, Mister?

[u_jerk]

...that's not a bad idea. If I had one.