[Mess Hall? that'll do]

[u_jerk]

*has just taped a sign to Swift's chest. this is what is says:

"INEXPERIENCED KISSER SEEKS NEW FORMS OF ORAL STIMULATION"*

Have fun with that.

((and with GREAT GOOD TIMING, Swift's internet is currently down. we'll be picking up when we can- sorry guys))

Comments

[swiftamorato]

How long do I keep it on?

[u_jerk]

Until you've figured out how good you had it.

Or you get bored again. Whichever.

[swiftamorato]

What if people avoid me? That would be bad for my self-esteem.

[u_jerk]

Then you get to learn what being lonely feels like. That counts.

[lick_it_]

Uh.

[swiftamorato]

Hi.

[lick_it_]

Hi.

[swiftamorato]

Care to help me out?

[classprotector]

...There are rules about that.

[u_jerk]

Well now we know where your mind goes.

[classprotector]

And I bet you're shocked an appalled too.

[u_jerk]

Yes. That or unphased and knew it all along. It's so hard to tell.

[vegan_megan]

*nearly chokes on her vegetable soup*

Do I want to know the backstory?

[swiftamorato]

I haven't kissed enough girls, apparently.

[vegan_megan]

You know, I'd happily offer my services, but unfortunately I gave my last free kiss to your other character away already.

[swiftamorato]

You had free kisses?

[doctorquincy]

[was actually getting real food to eat for once]

[swiftamorato]

Hello, nice doctor Ryuuken.

[doctorquincy]

Hello, Swift.

[swiftamorato]

How have you been?