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[rhymeswithcards]

Well, 'tis quite a sight to see
this parade marching before me.

But of the Pink Elephants beware
they're monsters with a fiery air.

((One reason to play Okage. Our monsters are on crack. So behold a parade of Pink Elephants marching through camp. They won't bother anyone who doesn't attack first.))

Comments

[lookstasty]

... cool!

[parasol_hero]

Hey, monkey! This is what some of the wildlife from home looks like!

[lookstasty]

I like it! It looks like a kid drew it!

[parasol_hero]

It...does? I never thought of it that way before...

[lookstasty]

Yeah, like if a picture came t' life. Are they dangerous?

[parasol_hero]

...That makes a lot of sense, actually.

They are back home, but these seem to be keeping to themselves. I'd leave them alone and just watch from a distance.

[lookstasty]

... so no ridin' them?

[parasol_hero]

...No riding them.

Goku, these are creatures that serve the Evil King. Maybe once Classification is abolished, they'll be normal elephants, but right now, they aren't.

[lookstasty]

But we don't have an evil king here.

[parasol_hero]

...Stan?

[lookstasty]

Sorry, can't think of him like one.

[parasol_hero]

Well, even if he's a pathetic, pitiful excuse for one, he's still what passes for their master, back home. When he's at full power, that is. Right now, they'd attack him and try to eat him, the same as with any of us!

[lookstasty]

Y'know, we never did figure out what he'd taste best with...

[parasol_hero]

After talking to Lirin, I'm inclined to say teriyaki sauce.

[lookstasty]

....

She ain't half bad, is she?

[parasol_hero]

Not at all! I always have a lot of fun spending time with her.