Bring on the holiday season
So, okay, it's the holiday season and all, less than a month to Christmas. And, you know, it comes but once a year even though it kind of starts in October and doesn't leave until mid-January when you're shopping for it. It's all about peace on earth and joy to the world and stuff, even though Christmastime is one of the most popular times to commit suicide and stuff. I, like, looked it up. That's way depressing.
But, anyway, Christmas is really all about spending money. There's, you know, lots of religious stuff for Christians and Jewish people and Muslims and, ooh, witches get a December holiday, too! Awesome! Do Buddhists get a December holiday? But, whatever, religion totally isn't the point! The real point is parties where you do embarrassing stuff and presents and eating too much food and getting kind of sick and tacky decorations and fake snow and stuff.
Though I guess they don't have Christmas in ancient China. Do they have Christmas in Japan? Or in the future? Did all the fighting in space wipe out Christmas?
Uh, anyway, camp always gets way festive for holidays and I came just in time for Christmas last year and it was totally cool. I mean, sure, the magic mistletoe and all - the mistletoe makes you kiss people, be careful - but there were presents out of, like, nowhere and, oh, we had snow and stuff and the chapel got decorated all pretty. So, like, it's totally worth looking forward to. Don't worry so much!
I'm totally throwing a party on the 22nd! Advance warning.
But, anyway, Christmas is really all about spending money. There's, you know, lots of religious stuff for Christians and Jewish people and Muslims and, ooh, witches get a December holiday, too! Awesome! Do Buddhists get a December holiday? But, whatever, religion totally isn't the point! The real point is parties where you do embarrassing stuff and presents and eating too much food and getting kind of sick and tacky decorations and fake snow and stuff.
Though I guess they don't have Christmas in ancient China. Do they have Christmas in Japan? Or in the future? Did all the fighting in space wipe out Christmas?
Uh, anyway, camp always gets way festive for holidays and I came just in time for Christmas last year and it was totally cool. I mean, sure, the magic mistletoe and all - the mistletoe makes you kiss people, be careful - but there were presents out of, like, nowhere and, oh, we had snow and stuff and the chapel got decorated all pretty. So, like, it's totally worth looking forward to. Don't worry so much!
I'm totally throwing a party on the 22nd! Advance warning.