Dear Santa--

[fastballmafioso]

It's nearly December, that means Christmas is coming. Maybe we all should write letters to Santa! I have crayons if anyone needs one.

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[toiletseat_girl]

Mom said there's no such thing as Santa Claus.

[fastballmafioso]

Well, there's still no harm in giving it a try, is there?

[toiletseat_girl]

Maybe. 'Cause what if you don't get what you ask for?

[fastballmafioso]

Then it's the same as not writing at all.

[toiletseat_girl]

Do you always get what you want? 'Cause if you do, I'll tell you what to write and you'll do it for me.

[fastballmafioso]

Usually, yeah.

Here, tell me what you want and I'll write it down.

[toiletseat_girl]

Okay!

[thinks a minute]

. . . I want books. Lots of books. And a bowling ball of my own. And no stupid girly dresses or skirts, those are stupid. And I want piano lessons. And I want a kitten. And----

-----andIwannastayhere.

[fastballmafioso]

...got all of it.

I hope you get everything you ask for.

[toiletseat_girl]

Cool. And you've gotta sign it with my name, George Lass, not your name.

What is your name?

[fastballmafioso]

George Lass. Got it.

I'm Yamamoto Takeshi.

[toiletseat_girl]

Thanks. 'Cause I don't want someone else getting my presents.

Nice to meet you. Were you here before? 'Cause I was here before an' I don't remember seeing you.

[fastballmafioso]

Nope, I'm really new compared to everyone else.

[toiletseat_girl]

That's okay. I've just been here, ummm. Two days. But I was here before! So I can help you out. I know lots and lots of stuff about here. They told me the last time.

[fastballmafioso]

Really? That'd be really helpful.

[toiletseat_girl]

[draws herself up to her full height which isn't very tall]

Okay! You know about not going to the lake, right? And no playing with nature, 'cause it's not always nice. And no messing with the barrier, 'cause it can hurt people. And don't drink Ash milk. That one's very, very important. So don't forget it.

[fastballmafioso]

No Ash milk, I've got it.