Dear Santa--

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It's nearly December, that means Christmas is coming. Maybe we all should write letters to Santa! I have crayons if anyone needs one.

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Who is Santa?

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He brings gifts to all the good boys and girls, so I'm told.

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At a...winter festival? Like Lurline and Preenella?

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He brings the presents to your house while you're asleep.

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That sounds right.

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So, would you like to write a letter?

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Normally only children's wishes are granted, and I am no longer a child...but yes, it can't do any harm. I would like to.

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Here.

Even if Santa won't see our letters, our friends can use them and know what to get people.

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Thank you.

It's a very nice thought, Master...?

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Yamamoto Takeshi. And you are...?

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My name is Fiyero. It's very nice to meet you, Master Yamamoto.

How does one address Santa?

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Dear Santa is the usual way.

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Thank you.

*and in a fine, flowing script:

Dear Santa,

I would very much like to see my children again.*

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Hey, really nice handwriting.

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Thank you. I spend a lot of time writing and signing documents, it must be at least easily legible.

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I'm always getting chewed out by teachers for how I write.