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[rapidfirebrain]

...right. Camp. If you've got a minute.

There's a cactus running around wearing a little pink hat. It's actually a her, and her name is Hina-chan. She hatched from that egg...

She looks like this.

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[the_wildcat]

The eggs hatched?

[rapidfirebrain]

Mine did. Yours?

[the_wildcat]

Nope! Maybe it's a late bloomer! BUT NOT BECAUSE OF GENETICS, OKAY?

[rapidfirebrain]

...insecure?

[the_wildcat]

NO. I bet I have over 1000 HP, okay?

[rapidfirebrain]

...well, like I said, you probably don't, so I'm going to advise you to keep on your toes. I think the term is "one-hit KO".

[the_wildcat]

I'm undefeatable! An end-boss! So did this thing take someone down?

[rapidfirebrain]

I don't think so, somehow. Maybe a mini-boss.

No one I recognized as a camper. Hopefully.

[the_wildcat]

Don't call me mini! I'd be an AWESOME end-boss!

But do you really know everyone~?

[rapidfirebrain]

...maybe that'd depend on the game.

Of course I don't. But if she killed anyone, then, well, I don't really know what I'd do about that.

[the_wildcat]

Whatever! Well, you'd have to take responsibility! Breaking the news to immediate family and stuff like that!

[rapidfirebrain]

But if I didn't know who she killed then I'd be hard-pressed to find the immediate family, right?

[the_wildcat]

That's not MY problem! I bet the doctors got dental records.

[rapidfirebrain]

Dental records won't help anyone.

[the_wildcat]

IT'S THAT DEADLY?!

[rapidfirebrain]

...well. Kind of. It depends on...your hit points. I guess. If they're too low then you're probably raw meat.