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[calicious]

New people! Do something interesting! And while I'm at it, shame on you all that I even have to ask you to be entertaining. Really, now.

Comments

[blue_bombshell]

Would you like me to get a ball and balance it on my head, perhaps? Or are you so incapable of entertaining yourself?

[calicious]

That would be very good! Can you clap your hands at the same time?

[blue_bombshell]

My clapping skills are the best there is.

[calicious]

Very good. You can live, then.

[lastle_cord]

Er...

[calicious]

Dance, monkey. Dance.

[lastle_cord]

I'm really not very good at that.

[calicious]

Really? Have you ever tried?

[bewareofnun]

Entertainment isn't in my job description.

[calicious]

Have you been here before?

[bewareofnun]

Not that I know of.

[calicious]

Hmm. I must be thinking of someone else.

[catcameback]

Is very easy to get bored here. Shampoo not used to having so much free time. Is annoying.

[calicious]

Oh, you don't have to worry, you are very entertaining.

[catcameback]

What you mean by that?

[calicious]

Weren't you fighting the moonlight last time I saw you?

[lt_blonde]

Did you have a kind of entertainment in mind?

[calicious]

Where's all the crying? The fighting, the killing? The random camp diseases and the hysterical reactions to them? Where's the mass stampede to the exit only to find that the exit turns you neon green?

[lt_blonde]

I am a soldier! A soldier must be calm in the face of adversity.

[calicious]

What, did they give you zombie survival training in the military?