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[rapidfirebrain]

... heh. Suppose now's a good time as any.

I'M GAY.

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[kick_up_a_notch]

So that makes you a gay cowboy eh?

[devilwithguns]

Hear it's a real popular theme in movies!

[kick_up_a_notch]

Who the hell wants to sit and watch a bunch of fairy ranchers? Waste of time if you ask me.

[devilwithguns]

Can't any worse than sitting around and watching a bunch of fucking fairy swashbucklers.

[kick_up_a_notch]

Never watched movies back home, although this laptop thing likes to show me ones that are even worse than that. Who the hell wants to watch a flying lawnmower?

[devilwithguns]

Flying lawnmowers. Pinnacle of entertainment. Welcome to the fucking modern world.

[rapidfirebrain]

... heh, that's what people could call me.

[kick_up_a_notch]

I'd prefer to call you by name. Seen you a while back, don't remember if we introduced ourselves.

[rapidfirebrain]

Mm, don't believe we have. Some may have other names for me, but most call me Kid.

[kick_up_a_notch]

The name's Sanji, I'm a chef in the Mess Hall.

[rapidfirebrain]

So I've heard, as well as high praise for your cooking skills. What kind of food do you cook, if I may ask?

[kick_up_a_notch]

I'm a first class chef, I can cook anything. I haven't encountered many new recipies since I got here, although the sugar-ban is shit annoying.

[rapidfirebrain]

A ban on sugar you say.

[kick_up_a_notch]

Yeah. Have to make do with fruits and this fake sugar stuff that doesn't melt right. It's a shit rule.

[rapidfirebrain]

Mm. Ban on alcohol and sex may be understandable, but sugar seems the least dangerous of the three.