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[slick_bastard]

...Y'know, Commander, if we printed out every single one of those reports you've been making since we got here I think you'dve killed about fifteen trees by now.

Ain't the electronic age a beauty?

Comments

[commander_bitch]

You're not being funny!

[slick_bastard]

Maybe if you swapped fonts...

[commander_bitch]

I use standard, professional, NOT LARGE looking font.

[slick_bastard]

Pretty sure you could take it down a size or two...

...but that's not the point. Meh.

[see_eye_see]

With all due respect, quite a lot of.. 'interesting' things happen here.

[slick_bastard]

Yeah, like the heads back home'll believe any of it. "June 29th, 1350 hours: invasion of malformed potato people. Halted with liberal use of weedkiller." They'd throw us in the loony bin.

[see_eye_see]

Hey, it's not like some people aren't getting pictures of these things.

[slick_bastard]

Think they'd call Photoshop or a bad movie set?

[cock_my_gun]

Reports?

[slick_bastard]

Reports.

[cock_my_gun]

Why in the hell is he doin' reports?

[commander_bitch]

Because it's my JOB.

[greenbeast__rar]

What sort of reports?

[slick_bastard]

The kind an insomniac reads in bed so he can pass out.

[greenbeast__rar]

How boring...

But someone has to do those things, or our lives would be thrown into chaos!

[slick_bastard]

Can't see how life'd get any more chaotic than this.

[cake_and_death]

Paperwork?

[slick_bastard]

Minus the paper.

[cake_and_death]

Well yes but it's the same idea.

Is... is someone making him do it?

[slick_bastard]

Nuh-uh. Scandalous, ain't it?