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[greenbeast__rar]

[setting: Camp Fuck You Die, the Cabin O' Love. An innocent, unsuspecting green-clad ninja strolls cheerfully into the building, whistling a happy tune. the cheerful little song cuts off abruptly as he walks into his bedroom

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[runningmouth]

I am!

[greenbeast__rar]

. . .

[runningmouth]

No, really I just thought it'd be funny to put that image into everyone's heads.

So, you planning to sell those to Japanese businessmen or what?

[greenbeast__rar]

Planning to what -- I would never...!! To do such a thing for profit would be unthinkable!

[runningmouth]

Oh, I get it. Like a leaf pile but with panties. Panty pile!

[greenbeast__rar]

NO NOTHING LIKE THAT

[runningmouth]

Don't be shy. *trying to shove him into the panties. Ninja skills, do fail him now*

[greenbeast__rar]

I'm -- it's not shyness it's --

[ninja skills are topped by HORROR]

[and ends up with a lovely red thong on his head]

[runningmouth]

*takes a picture*

Awww, isn't that cute.

[greenbeast__rar]

It's not cute and WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT CAMERA

[runningmouth]

Oh, I'm just--LOOK, A PANTY THIEF! *points behind lee*

[greenbeast__rar]

ANOTHER ONE?!

[whirls around like a gullible ninja]

[runningmouth]

*flee~*

[hench_wench]

You can borrow some of mine.

[runningmouth]

Thanks, Harley! Got any in red?

[hench_wench]

Lacy, silky, or thong?