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[swiftamorato]

In Boys' 5, Swift is stirring. He turns to the mattress and notices a mountain of multicolored candy.

So, does anyone want some candy?

He stands up an shakes the candy off his clothes. Then sighs in annoyance.

... and Omi, I found your narrator.

((OOC: And going to bed. I'll pick up threads tomorrow if anyone wants to. Good night ♥))

Comments

[thearratik]

Narrator?

[swiftamorato]

Swift decided not to state the obvious for once, and sighed. He had the feeling that Thea would be amused.

Narrator.

[thearratik]

He's quite dry.

[swiftamorato]

Panthere had beautiful eyes.

... I think he's trying to get on your good side.

[fingeroflife]

...again?

[swiftamorato]

Francescu had a nice "wtf" face, Swift thought idly.

Yep. Candy?

[fingeroflife]

...

...I suppose. I would not have expected this particular phenomenon to recur.

[swiftamorato]

And he could be a genius of deadpan humor with some practice.

I could've lived without it.

[marezydoats]

...

[swiftamorato]

Rin! X3

Hi.

[marezydoats]

...Interesting narrator.

[swiftamorato]

Of course the narrator was interesting. He was awesome

You think?

[classprotector]

...oh, I remember him.

[swiftamorato]

Buffy was the really really hot sister you had sex with sometimes. At least, she was for Omi. Swift didn't know her that well, besides, she couldn't have sex with humans anyway.

Yeah, me too.

[classprotector]

...god no one is having sex with me.

Didn't really miss him.

[on_target]

For the record? Only he thinks I think that.

[runningmouth]

Yes, please!

[swiftamorato]

Swift handed some of the candy to Speed, grateful for the lack of comment on the annoying voice narrating his every action.

... there.

[runningmouth]

I was going to get to that, but candy first. *munching*

[swiftamorato]

Swift was glad Speed was unaware of the Skittles' backstory. It was something he didn't want to explain.

... I hate that voice.