[Speaking of computer-mischief...]

Oct 29, 2006 18:57

[Guess what Lu Xun's computer is now droning at high volume?]

Putty. Putty. Putty.
Green Putty - Grutty Peen.
Grarmpitutty - Morning!
Pridsummer - Grorning Utty!
Discovery..... Oh.
Putty?..... Armpit?
Armpit..... Putty.
Not even a particularly
Nice shade of green.

[Aaand also...!]

Relax mind
Relax body
Relax bowels
Relax.
Do not fall over.
You are a cloud.
You are raining.
Do not rain
While train
Is standing at a station.
Move with the wind.
Apologise where necessary.

[And yes, Lu Xun, inexplicably handcuffed to his laptop, has been reduced to a writhing, jibbering wreck.]

((Hitchhiker's guide reference FTW! This is said of the poetry of Grunthos the Flatulent: "...four of the audience died of internal hemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived only by gnawing one of his own legs off." USE THIS KNOWLEDGE AS YOU WILL, MY FRIENDS.))

((ETA: Laptop has now committed suicide and the poetry has stopped!))
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