Listen up!

[skateinurface]

'Kay, so I'm supposed t' make an announcement 'bout trick-or-treatin'. 'Case y'don't know what that is, it's on Halloween an' it's where ya get t' dress up in fun costumes an' go 'round askin' strangers for candy. It's awesome, an' everyone should get t' do it at least once. I dunno if it'd be possible with all the bad stuff that's apparently gonna

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[1_800_purelady]

I would be more than willing to act as your chaperone, young lady!

[skateinurface]

[AHAHAHA OH GOD twitches]

... Not a lady.

[1_800_purelady]

Young miss, then. Well on your way to becoming a fine lady I am sure. Shall we get you clothed?

[skateinurface]

'Kay, let me try again.

... Not a girl.

[1_800_purelady]

Do not worry, your costume may be anything you desire. Perhaps a fairy?

[skateinurface]

NO WAY IN HELL.

[1_800_purelady]

Language, my dear. Ah! Of course! I should have seen it immediately. You wish to be a majestic unicorn!

[skateinurface]

CAN TALK HOWEVER TH' FUCK I WANT. AN' I AIN'T GONNA BE A DAMNED UNICORN.

[1_800_purelady]

It appears that I was mistaken. Please accept my apologies.

[skateinurface]

GOOD. Next time listen t' someone when they tell ya they're not a girl.

... Got any cake?

[1_800_purelady]

I will take that into consideration in the future.

As for the cake...the vile ninja would not deliver it to me.

[skateinurface]

You'd better. Guess it happens a lot.

Damn. Your apologies're much better with cake. Why can't ya get some where ya did last time?

[1_800_purelady]

Because you have yet to learn manners.

[skateinurface]

Blah blah blah, lady. Don't have a dad, remember? No one t' teach me.

[1_800_purelady]

Such excuses will no longer earn you sympathy. I shall be your instructor!

[skateinurface]

Don't have a mom, neithe -- Nooo you won't.