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[1_800_purelady]

A week has passed and while I have seen improvement I am still quite dissatisfied with the results of my previous declaration. I know why this is

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[_superdork_]

Seventh!

[1_800_purelady]

Why do you appear pleased?

[_superdork_]

I feel my days as 'most wanted' are coming to an end -- I figure, since I'm gonna be 'most wed' soon, I better enjoy this while I can.

[im_impulse]

...maybe she thinks you're so sappy it's illegal.

[ass_guardian]

You made a "bad boy" list? That's . . . um. Okay.

[1_800_purelady]

Indeed, most are boys. Pity that a few of them have made it to adulthood.

[ass_guardian]

Most of the people here aren't adults.

. . . I don't think you have the authority to speak for the FBI. Do you?

[1_800_purelady]

Hmm.

[screw_innocence]

Don't you think beheading is just a bit too much?

[1_800_purelady]

Not at all! It is quite a dignified means of punishment in my opinion.

[screw_innocence]

Certainly there are other means.

[1_800_purelady]

There may be, but beheading has a certain flair.

[toiletseat_girl]

. . . why beheadding? The death penalty's come a long way since the 1800s.

[1_800_purelady]

There is nothing quite like the sight of a man's head rolling past your feet, fair maiden.

[toiletseat_girl]

. . . yeah, I've seen it before. And I wasn't that impressed.

[1_800_purelady]

Have you?

[wingsinthedust]

The "pure and good hearted" you say?

[1_800_purelady]

...that is indeed what I stated, yes.

[wingsinthedust]

And how do you judge such an elusive concept?

[1_800_purelady]

Intuition!